The search for Mr. Normal continues

I have dated Hero back in high school. He looks good, speaks nicely, and is simple. A year later, I found out he's gay.

Alex, the boy-next-door keeps looking at girls crossing the neighborhood with desire. (And I can't seem to forget the look on his face.)

John Carlos, the guy I just met recently told me he loves me. But the next day, he got married to another woman.

Then there's Michael, my 26 year old guy pal who apparently falls in love with all the young girls around. All his ex-girlfriends are 17 years old. Surprisingly, his current girlfriend Nadine is sixteen.

And there's Louis, my two-timer cousin who doesn't know the meaning of monogamy.

Let's not forget about Wilson. He's one of my classmates in college who is quite unforgettable because of his hot-air-balloon-head that is just about to explode.

And to be fair, I will include my half brother Alexis and his closet collection of porn cds and magazines.

And I will never ever forget Marlene's boyfriend Chris who videotaped their love-making and used it as a blackmail whenever Marlene tries to break up.

ARE ALL MEN FREAKS?

I just can't seem to find even a single decent guy. I've seen so many guys acting foolish and stupid (no offense.)

On my way home, I'd look around and check if the guy walking in front of me is normal. I've tried observing my the men arround me and sad to say, they seem less than normal.

Also, I'd occasionally check if my girlfriends' boyfriends are at least OK. Well of course they'd tell me that their boyfriends are great. But months after, they'd come to me, crying, cursing their boyfriends, or ex-boyfriends rather, telling me that I was right all along. They'd tell me they were wrong for falling for the freaks.

From here, my search for the NORMAL-AVERAGE-DECENT GUY continues.